"Instant Classic" of the day

Here's the 'instant classic' of today:


My Dissolve Acetylene Plant just hired a worker, name Mohd. Najib.

And i had a hardworking worker whose name is Abdullah.

I suddenly realised that: Abdullah & Najib work under me!



So, i felt myself are superior than the two, as they are under my command. They are follow my orders without question. It is soooooo freakkkkkinggggg shock! I have more power than these two!

Then, i thinking, as i stand between them? I am like this?



Showing black black face in between them, muahahahaha!


(Just wild imagination, please don't take it seriously. Just joking, do you laugh about it?)

(It is just a small friction, base on true names of my workers, i link it together to create this joke, have fun!)


-ChestMeat-

UTAR CE 05 Casualities

Out of boredom and for survey purpose, this list is generated:


Lim Yap Hong - Application chemist (Food industry, protein) [KL]
Chor Soo Guan - Customer Service Executive (Bank) [Putrajaya]
Ting Wei Bin - Jobless (goyang kaki).Previous job: Admin [Old Klang Road], QA [Shah Alam]
Cheong Wei Loon - Chemist (Paint) [Seberang Prai]
Tan Hock Hin - Sales Engineer (Microscope, Carl Zeiss) Ex job: (Microscope, Olympus) [Subang Jaya]
Su Pei Wen - Sales representative (medical instrument supplies) [Subang Jaya]. Ex job: Operation Marketing Executive (Cosmetic) [Damansara]
Chew Yu Suan - Quality Analyisist (Unknown) [Melaka]
Cheong Kar Mun - Management Trainee (McD) [Singapore]
Teoh Jeng Chieh - Assistant Chemical Engineer (Acetylene plant)[Senai, JB] .Previous job : Retail Executive (Pharmacy) [Jln Wong Ah Fook,JB]
Quan Ci En - Master Undergraduate (UTAR Kampar). Ex job: Chemist (Polymer) [Subang Jaya]
Leo Chyi Iuan - Sales Representative (Medicine) [KL]
Goh Yi Er - Jobless (goyang kaki)
Sylvia Cheong - QA (Unknown) [Kuching]
Chiang Hui Nee - Jobless (goyang kaki) .Previous job: Management Trainee
Chiam Wei Li - Management Trainee (Unknown) [Damansara]
Wong Wai Kit - Jobless (goyang kaki) .Previous job: Engineer
Wong Juin Tat - QA Engineer (Southern Industrial Gas Sdn Bhd) [Senai,JB].Ex job: Chemist (Unknown) [Kelana Jaya]
Thea Kher Yih - Unknown [Tmn Universiti,JB]
Tang Khang Shiang - Jobless (goyang kaki)
Yap Chee Kheng - Supervisor (Unknown) [Singapore]
Teo Wei Chin - Chemist (Gas) [Labuan]
Foo Yee Cheong - Sales Representative (Nalco) [Terengganu]
Lee Kar Chu - Sales Representative (Water Treatment) [Damansara]
Ko Lay Har - Recruitment Consultant [KL]
Lian Wing Ling - Sales Representative (Chemical) [Petaling Jaya]
Chan Zee Hong - Chemist (Unknown) [Petaling Jaya]
Kang Jo Yee - Unknown (Bank) .Previous job Chocolate Industry [Hell]
Lily Wong - Unknown (Bank) [???]
Chew Sui King - HP consultant [unknown] .Previous job: Recruitment Consultant, QA
Goh Kim Mun - Unknown. Previous job: Recruitment Consultant
Lee Ong Keat - Supervisor (Unknown) [Singapore]
Chua Claire Louise - Supervisor (Unknown) [Singapore]
Liew Rou Shuang - Unknown [Singapore]
Lee Sook Mun - Master undergraduate [UKM]
Kang Wee Siang - Master undergraduate [UPM]
Koh Teck Meng - Master undergraduate [UTAR]
Ong Mavis - Chemist (Unknown) [Penang]
Cheah Kim Leong - QA (Unknown) [Penang]
Lee Chia Yen - Editor (Book) [???]
Leong Mun Keong - Goyang Kaki. Previous Job: Sales Representative (Chemical) [Petaling Jaya]
Wong Yu Qin - Chemist (Electronic, analyze chemical solution and prodcution line) [Kulim,Kedah]
Ong Chee Lay - Working (Unknown)
Tang Kar Ming - Sales Representative (Unknown)
Yoon Ling - Working (???)
Chan Li Wen - Jobless (goyang kaki), ex job: Chemist (Titan, electronic) [JB]
Leong Lai Chin - Master undergraduate (unknown), part timer in 1 Utama [Damansara]
Tam Yun Hong - Master undergraduate (unknown)

Updated on 11 Nov 08 (seven-eleven, it's a store and more~)

Updated on 26 Apr 09

Not listed for all, mostly i dunno about it. haha.

Edited on 12 Dec 08 (due to some correction)
-ChestMeat