Monday, June 23, 2008

Happy 23rd Birthday!

Happy Birthday Myspace Comments


23rd June is my birthday. This year is special as i turn to 23rd on 23rd June.

My friends who wish me earlier are: Wei Loon, Sook Mun, Woei Chuan, Su Jen, Yap Hong and Hui Ting.

The Special one for my heart, Ci En, is the 1st person to wish me on midnight, which i just turn to 23rd.

My friends who wish me on the birthday are : Tin Teck (my best friend), Alicia(my best female friend), My Family members, My bro, JK; Adrian (best pal in form 5), Kim Mun, Ling Ling, Tzy Feng, Ee Hsiang, William, Hock Hin, Soo Guan, Meng Hwey (girl), Sin Jern, Kher Yih, geraldyn, Phaik Ying, Liang Ni, Wai Kit, Pei Wen, Wee Siang.

Yu Suan all the way came to my work place and congrate me, i appreciate that, such good friend he is.

On the next day, only Yan Ru's late wish. Other friends of mine: totally forget my birthday, perhaps forget about me also.


My Birthday cake, a slice which i treated myself.

Sunday, June 22, 2008

Work Work


19 June 2008, I finally got my 1st permanent job in my life. I just fresh graduated from uni and been force to work for living from my parents. I not even enjoy my final holidays from school life. (no trip, no chance see friends anymore, most important, i miss her so much yet i not able to do anything to improve it).

This job is Retail Executive in My Pharmacy in Jln Wong Ah Fook, Johor Bahru. I had been worked for the company 3 years ago, on n off as part time during my post-form 6 school life. So, i know the procedure of the company well, and i satisfy with my current job.

As can observed in that picture, my working environment surrounded by females. Yeah, females, pharmacy is always lack of male to work at. Don't envy, is just weather you accept the life to work for living or stay home relaxing. Don't set too high expectation on your 1st job. "Be careful what you wish for, cause you might just get it all."

I hope my fellow friends able to get job and work happily with it. In the future, we organize some gathering and met each other, i miss you all much!


-ChestMeat-

Origin of Hamsap Cameraman

I been called this nickname for years and the legacy will still continue, as i am what i am, haha.

Because:




I



just



love



to



take



photographs



with



my female friends.










(oops, this is not girl, he is bapok, who looks like a girl.)




I had recieved some critic about me that my tendacy to take photographs with girls will destroy my image to attact girl to like me. I was thinking: "does it affect it?", those pictures are i took with my good friends and being a photographer freak like me who just love to take pictuces have something wrong? Besides, these girls are nice right? Post nice picture for viewer to see is a good thing, right? (by the way, the girls are not available, also mean: they have boyfriend, so don't wild thinking that i have so many girlfriends)


However, please do not label me as the 'hamsap' man in your own mind, i'm not pervert as you think. I am a ordinary person. Posting much photo with same sex frequent is much homosexual for my own defination, and i am not a camwhore.


Until now, i still love the girl who appear most frequent in those photos above. Haha.



I hope can take more new photos soon. These are very old ones.




Peace,
-ChestMeat-

Sunday, June 8, 2008

G.A.P.

GAP stands for Gay Action Party, which consists of:



Gay President: Lim Yap Gay (oops, should be Lim Gay Hong)


Secretary General: Teoh Gay C (man, i hate this, but they keep calling me that)


Legal Advisor: Tan Gay Hin (u like it, do u? ugayu)


Treasurer: Chor Ah Guan (weird, this fella no ppl call him gay)


Promotional Manager: AhKua/Bapok Cheong (our UTAR gay idol, mind you.)


Fellow Members including: GayCat, Half-Girl Tat, Gay KS, Dr Sim Kher Yih.





Here is the family portrait of agm that we took during 1st year:








The defination of "Gay" here means "Happy". That's our life to make fun and have some joy to spice up our boring uni life. You can think as you want, mind you.



The President of GAP as usual, gaying people who one his sight. He has the gay aura who affect the nearby males become gay and having homo activities around him. (scary huh?) By the way, he always called him "straight" (yeah, straight girl). He loves John (not roti john, john rambo etc), is the John who is huge and love him also. Their love are both ways and they like to do "train". His favourite pastime is doing "soup trap", to increase is member of the party.



Secretary General of GAP is the backbone of the memoriable photographs catcher and record down the gay actitivites that they held. He had been known as "The Gay" for unknown reasons and everyone just can't escape from his claw of gayness if he want to gay somebody. He and Gay Hin, along with GAP president form the "Holyshit Trinity" with the purpose of having fun. (not he want to, but the other two fella not satisfy with 'training' and seek for threesome, so he become the victim).



Legal Advisor is the gay fat-ass fella who looks manly, but acts gayly. He seems bisexual and enjoy being as gay and like to "observe" girls. He is the lover of Gay Hong and they love each other deeply. He can be silent during the conversation, but when he opens his mouth, he gives precise facts and undebate-able points to let you unspeakable. He loves everyone too, beware not to fall in his "soup trap" as he like "training". He favourite pastime is camfrog and once he sleeps, you never gonna wake him up.



Treasurer of GAP is our future YB of Wangsa Maju, Mr. Ah Guan Guan. Chairman of the CSG berhad. He is very sensitive about money and stocks. Ah Guan comes like a flash, he become mask-rider as he rides on his super bike and appear from nowhere as the GAP members around, he will be there. When you notice some noice or someone shouting, that's our Chor. As the name chor, he also very chor. He likes making noice and you hardly will not recognize his present. He is very friendly (or should i say gayly) and care for the people. So, vote for Chor in the future.



GAP Promotional Manager, Bapok Cheong os our UTAR Gay Idol. He rocks the world of UTAR, he brings out the image of GAP and with his help, GAP shines in the UTAR (at least in out batch). He has a theme song which can be heard sang by Gay John, daily: " Si chao Ah Gua, si beh pai kua". He is love by the girls and he can be scary when he is mad. He plays game like mad which he spent most of his time in.





After the torturing of 3 years, here is the final agm that we took on the final year that we together:




We will conquer the world someday in the future!



Just for extra:

GayCat is the huge size fatcat who owns unbelieveable strength and he will crash anyone who block his way. He is very good at computer stuff, hardware and software. (you like having hard-way or the soft-way from him?) He repaired countless computers and is a trust-able person.

Half-Girl Tat, is obviously..... halfgirl. He has smart brain and very popular among girls too. He is handsome and girly (haha). He is fat learner and sleeps like pig too. Just don't make him cry ah, he quite emotional. (GayC too).

Gay KS, live as name of Kill Steal. He will snatch the food or stuffs that you holding and swallow it, just like a rat. (don't kill me, KS) He loves to play DOTA and has the hunger to pawn people's ass. He always run out of credit and can survive for two days with just a bowl of instant noodle.

Dr Sim Kher Yih, who looks like Dr Sim. Their similarity is 90%, which look like Dr Sim has long-lost brother. When he is angry, he looks more alike with Dr Sim. KY is a very shy and quiet person. He rarely talks, but recently has open his heart and talk more with us. (perhaps finally get gayed and become gay). He declared that he is gay and he loves man. We happy for him.


Above all just for making joke and have fun, for those people who involve in, please don't angry ah...

p.s. : should i include the photos of the person for intro?


Peace,

-ChestMeat-

Chinese (Long)

據說女生看了會哭,男生會沉默的帖子!

她說:我需要這樣一個男人
* 有點害羞,但曾在分別的街頭,大聲說我愛你。
  
* 同我去廟裡求籤,輕輕捉住我的手一同跪下。
  
* 言而有信。   

* 從來不遲到--我遲到他不生氣。
  
* 擁抱很久、很緊--每次我起身時幾乎是需要慢慢推開他。
  
* 睡得比我遲一點,醒來早一點。  
 
* 朦朧醒來輕呼我的名字--沒有呼錯。
  
* 記得我的日期、鞋號、密碼、最怕的事。
  
* 我很怕蟲子,見到蟲子大聲尖叫他不會笑我。
  
* 雨後的早晨我去花園,用小樹枝爬到路上來的蚯蚓送還草地--他在一邊幫我
。   
* 笑起來很像個壞蛋--其實不是
。   
* 不舒服時,請假帶我去看醫生,回來路上買冰淇淋做獎勵。
  
* 開車絕不喝酒,讓我繫上安全帶。
  
* 幫我做家務,每天。邊做邊聊天。
  
* 常常幫助別人,不為什麼
。   
* 答應我:永遠不。然後永遠不。
  
* 一邊吹口哨一邊修馬桶。
  
* 說:希望你是我的女兒。
  
* 白煮蛋的黃可以給他吃。
  
* 雨天散步,背我過積水,說:你還可以再胖一些啊。
  
* 吵嘴時不會一走了之。
  
* 錯了會認錯。   

* 閱讀女士脫毛器的說明書然後教我。
  
* 我說笑話他笑。

* 逛街時我看中同一款式三種顏色的裙子,他說:都試一遍好了。
  
* 試鞋時,他把我的卡通襪疊疊塞進上衣口袋。
  
* 常常說,有我呢。
  
* 事情過了才告訴我,輕描淡寫。
  
* 指甲整齊乾淨,喜歡我替他剪指甲。
  
* 我做的菜他每樣都愛吃,要求明天再做。
  
* 小孩子都喜歡他,常常在樓下玩一褲子泥回來。
  
* 輕輕擰開我擰不開的汽水瓶。
  
* 忙時給我訂機票,讓我帶父母一起出去玩。
  
* 告訴我--24小時隨時打電話。
  
* 告訴我--不要省錢。
  
* 去義務獻血,回來笑嘻嘻掏出一塊「福利餅乾」給我嘗。
  
* 偷偷買一件兩人合穿的雨衣放在車上。
  
* 我喜歡赤腳,他在副駕駛位腳下鋪一小塊羊絨毯。
  
* 留言時畫一個小老虎頭當簽名。
  
* 偶爾叫我媽媽。
  
* 說謊時結巴。
  
* 與人爭論聽上去像是解釋。
  
* 教我滑旱冰,扶著我跑了快一千公里。
  
* 從不上網聊天。
  
* 他的秘書說幫他縫上脫落的紐扣,他說謝謝,不用。
  
* 送我的花是盆花,替我澆水。
  
* 和我下棋,允許我悔棋。
  
* 他其實很早就對他的父母說起我??
  
* 喜歡運動,帶我去招待女賓俱樂部。
  
* 穿十年前的牛仔褲仍然合身。
  
* 他養了一條大狗,他的狗喜歡我。
  
* 吵嘴時我要他還我送給他的維尼熊,他堅決不還。
  
* 我不辨方向,他體內有指南針,說--跟牢我。
  
* 吃我吃剩的東西。
  
* 我失眠時他陪我聊天。
  
* 用雙肘和膝部支撐體重??
  
* 她以前的女友有困難會來找他。沒有困難則不會。
  
* 手上有一道傷--和幾個小流氓打架時捏住對方的刀,我警告他下次不要這樣了,他點頭一笑不答。
  
* 我洗澡時他拿了本雜誌近來坐在馬桶上看。
  
* 比我高,我取不到的東西讓他取。
  
* 重大的事情和我商量,比如明年的投資計劃、週末野餐帶不帶燒烤架,晚飯吃大白菜還是小白菜。   

* 站在商店的洗手間外面等我。
  
* 我感冒了,他還是會用我的杯
  
吵架之後,如果對方打你手機,一定要接!
  
吵架之後,如果對方打你手機,一定要接!!!   


有那麼一對情侶.女孩很漂亮,非常善解人意,偶爾時不時出些壞點子耍耍男孩.男孩很聰明,也很懂事,最主要的一點.幽默感很強.總能在2個人相處中找到可以逗女孩發笑的方式.女孩很喜歡男孩這種樂天派的心情.   

他們一直相處不錯,女孩對男孩的感覺,淡淡的,說男孩像自己的親人.   

男孩對女孩愛甚深,非常非常在乎她.所以每當吵架的時候,男孩都會說是自己不好,自己的錯.即使有時候真的不怪他的時候,他也這麼說.他不想讓女孩生氣.   

就這樣過了5年,男孩仍然非常愛女孩,像當初一樣.   

有一個週末,女孩出門辦事,男孩本來打算去找女孩,但是一聽說她有事,就打消了這個念頭.他在家裡呆了一天,他沒有聯繫女孩,他覺得女孩一直在忙,自己不好去打擾他.   

誰知女孩在忙的時候,還想著男孩,可是一天沒有接到男孩的消息,她很生氣.晚上回家後,發了條信息給男孩,話說得很重.甚至提到了分手.當時是晚上12點.   

男孩心急如焚,打女孩手機,連續打了3次,都給掛斷了.打家裡電話沒人接,猜想是女孩把電話線拔了.男孩抓起衣服就出門了,他要去女孩家.當時是12點25.   

女孩在12點40的時候又接到了男孩的電話,從手機打來的,她又給掛斷了.   

一夜無話.男孩沒有再給女孩打電話.   

第2天,女孩接到男孩母親的電話,電話那邊聲淚俱下.男孩昨晚出了車禍.警方說是車速過快導致剎車不急,撞到了一輛壞在半路的大貨車.救護車到的時候,人已經不行了.   

女孩心痛到哭不出來,可是再後悔也沒有用了.她只能從點滴的回憶中來懷念男孩帶給她的歡樂和幸福.   

女孩強忍悲痛來到了事故車停車場,她想看看男孩呆過的最後的地方.車已經撞得完全不成樣子.方向盤上,儀表盤上,還沾有男孩的血跡.   

男孩的母親把男孩當時身上的遺物給了女孩,錢包,手錶,還有那部沾滿了男孩鮮血的手機.女孩翻開錢包,裡面有她的照片,血漬浸透了大半張.   

當女孩拿起男孩的手錶的時候,赫然發現,手錶的指針停在12點35分附近.   

女孩瞬間明白了,男孩在出事後還用最後一絲力氣給她打電話,而她自己卻因為還在堵氣沒有接.男孩再也沒有力氣去撥第2遍電話了,他帶著對女孩的無限眷戀和內疚走了.   

女孩永遠不知道,男孩想和她說的最後一句話是什麼.女孩也明白,不會再有人會比這個男孩,更愛她了!   


愛上一個人的8個預兆   
1.當你正在忙時,卻把手機開著,等著她/他的短信.. 你已經愛上她/他了
  
2.如果你喜歡和她/他兩個人單獨漫步.. 你已經愛上她/他了
  
3.當你和她/他在一起時,你會假裝不注意他,但是當她離/他開你的視線時,你會急著尋找她/他... 你已經愛上她了  
 
4.當她/他受傷或生病時,你會很關心她,替她/他著急.. 你已經愛上他了   

5.當她/他和別人要好時,你會感到吃不知其味... 你已經愛上她了   

6.當你看到她/他那甜美的笑時,你的嘴角會揚起一絲得意的笑.. 你已經愛上她/了........................................   

7.當你看到這篇文章時,心裡想到某個人   

8.當你看到這篇文章後,不回貼將會一輩子沒人愛,沒人疼,沒人陪,沒人關心,沒人照顧!!

Saturday, June 7, 2008

Name

Why choose ChestMeat? why not other name? I'm sure there lot of people will comment why i choose this 'noob' name for it. The main reason is.....



For FUN!


This name bring back my days for long sem break back to uni days as me and my friends spent our days just to play Defend of the Ancient (DOTA) day and night, rinse and repeat each day. I guess we spent quite a lot especially that CSJ invite us visit cybercafe at least 4 times a week. Haha.

This 'ChestMeat' name rose as random name that i put for no reason, just to host the name for friends. Previous alias which i use: "LegTights" which brought 1 of my friend laugh his ass out (yeah, that's you, fat ass). Those names were nonsense and just to serve as joy purpose, i guess i did it sucessfully.

I think back for the name i used for playing dota, most frequent used is 'chickenwing', which is a part of.... chicken. People ask me why choose chickenwing, not chicken breast, drumstick or other part? My answer is: i like to eat chickenwing, haha. Part of the 'chickenwing' name comes by was during my secondary school days that a friend of mine (nat) name me as that, until now i still dunno why i get called that.

Alright, back to the topic. I was thinking of using Black Machismo for here, but i guess is too long to type and quite annoying to pronounce it, haha. (or should i use Jessica? Ayambrand? Cock?) You gays sure will like it, ha!

Anyway, i guess "ChestMeat" is quite easy to remember with and my friends will reminds back those are the days we spent together during uni life. We had joy, we had fun, we had season in the sun~~~

Voila, the explaination of the name is done.


Cheers.
-ChestMeat-

Friday, June 6, 2008

Declaration

I officially create a blog of mine in blogger.com as friendster's not interesting enough and no people view it anyway. haha

This blog is for personal release thoughts and feelings purpose. Any offends or other negative issue cause is beyond my control and i hope the view can understand that and forgive it.

I'm not an excellent blogger and don't expect me much to post interesting stuff at here always.

Anyway, since this is 1st post, i gladly welcome any feedback for me. Please leave comments if you want to, don't be shy.

-ChestMeat- a.k.a. JC of you-know-who