Sunday, June 8, 2008

G.A.P.

GAP stands for Gay Action Party, which consists of:



Gay President: Lim Yap Gay (oops, should be Lim Gay Hong)


Secretary General: Teoh Gay C (man, i hate this, but they keep calling me that)


Legal Advisor: Tan Gay Hin (u like it, do u? ugayu)


Treasurer: Chor Ah Guan (weird, this fella no ppl call him gay)


Promotional Manager: AhKua/Bapok Cheong (our UTAR gay idol, mind you.)


Fellow Members including: GayCat, Half-Girl Tat, Gay KS, Dr Sim Kher Yih.





Here is the family portrait of agm that we took during 1st year:








The defination of "Gay" here means "Happy". That's our life to make fun and have some joy to spice up our boring uni life. You can think as you want, mind you.



The President of GAP as usual, gaying people who one his sight. He has the gay aura who affect the nearby males become gay and having homo activities around him. (scary huh?) By the way, he always called him "straight" (yeah, straight girl). He loves John (not roti john, john rambo etc), is the John who is huge and love him also. Their love are both ways and they like to do "train". His favourite pastime is doing "soup trap", to increase is member of the party.



Secretary General of GAP is the backbone of the memoriable photographs catcher and record down the gay actitivites that they held. He had been known as "The Gay" for unknown reasons and everyone just can't escape from his claw of gayness if he want to gay somebody. He and Gay Hin, along with GAP president form the "Holyshit Trinity" with the purpose of having fun. (not he want to, but the other two fella not satisfy with 'training' and seek for threesome, so he become the victim).



Legal Advisor is the gay fat-ass fella who looks manly, but acts gayly. He seems bisexual and enjoy being as gay and like to "observe" girls. He is the lover of Gay Hong and they love each other deeply. He can be silent during the conversation, but when he opens his mouth, he gives precise facts and undebate-able points to let you unspeakable. He loves everyone too, beware not to fall in his "soup trap" as he like "training". He favourite pastime is camfrog and once he sleeps, you never gonna wake him up.



Treasurer of GAP is our future YB of Wangsa Maju, Mr. Ah Guan Guan. Chairman of the CSG berhad. He is very sensitive about money and stocks. Ah Guan comes like a flash, he become mask-rider as he rides on his super bike and appear from nowhere as the GAP members around, he will be there. When you notice some noice or someone shouting, that's our Chor. As the name chor, he also very chor. He likes making noice and you hardly will not recognize his present. He is very friendly (or should i say gayly) and care for the people. So, vote for Chor in the future.



GAP Promotional Manager, Bapok Cheong os our UTAR Gay Idol. He rocks the world of UTAR, he brings out the image of GAP and with his help, GAP shines in the UTAR (at least in out batch). He has a theme song which can be heard sang by Gay John, daily: " Si chao Ah Gua, si beh pai kua". He is love by the girls and he can be scary when he is mad. He plays game like mad which he spent most of his time in.





After the torturing of 3 years, here is the final agm that we took on the final year that we together:




We will conquer the world someday in the future!



Just for extra:

GayCat is the huge size fatcat who owns unbelieveable strength and he will crash anyone who block his way. He is very good at computer stuff, hardware and software. (you like having hard-way or the soft-way from him?) He repaired countless computers and is a trust-able person.

Half-Girl Tat, is obviously..... halfgirl. He has smart brain and very popular among girls too. He is handsome and girly (haha). He is fat learner and sleeps like pig too. Just don't make him cry ah, he quite emotional. (GayC too).

Gay KS, live as name of Kill Steal. He will snatch the food or stuffs that you holding and swallow it, just like a rat. (don't kill me, KS) He loves to play DOTA and has the hunger to pawn people's ass. He always run out of credit and can survive for two days with just a bowl of instant noodle.

Dr Sim Kher Yih, who looks like Dr Sim. Their similarity is 90%, which look like Dr Sim has long-lost brother. When he is angry, he looks more alike with Dr Sim. KY is a very shy and quiet person. He rarely talks, but recently has open his heart and talk more with us. (perhaps finally get gayed and become gay). He declared that he is gay and he loves man. We happy for him.


Above all just for making joke and have fun, for those people who involve in, please don't angry ah...

p.s. : should i include the photos of the person for intro?


Peace,

-ChestMeat-

4 comments:

Yap Hong said...

Holy Gay!
Your description about me was a total lie! Only a true gay will do that!!!.

Oops, sorry I forgot that you iz gay.

Geez... hope you enjoy your training with John Gay

slacker said...

hahahaha...holyshit trinity...that's funny man...and about train...i guess it'll always be yap hong as the train head and you in the middle...hahahhaaha

ChestMeat said...

Hahaha. You gays sure like it. Real gay like training. Simple for the solution, do the train circle, all benifit.

Scorpyrius said...

you gay cock!! haha

leaving a foot prints on ur blog dude..

FUCK man!!

F= Friends U= You C= Can K= Keep

^^